* * * * * FOODOLOGY * * * * *
Favorite Dressing: at home – Kraft Catalina; away from home: Thousand Island
Favorite Sit-Down Restaurant – New England Lobster House
Food I Could Eat For Two Weeks Straight and Not Get Sick of It: rotisserie chicken from Schnuck’s
Favorite Pizza Toppings: sausage, mushrooms, onions, extra cheese
What I Put on My Toast: margarine and strawberry preserves
Eggs: over easy
* * * * * TECHNOLOGY * * * * *
Number of Working Televisions at Home: one
Color of Cell Phone: What’s a cell phone?
* * * * * BIOLOGY * * * * *
Right or Left-Handed? right
Last Thing Removed From My Body Not a Tooth: un-descended testicle
Last Heavy Item I Lifted: or Pushed: bookcase
* * * * * BULLCRAPOLOGY * * * * *
If possible, would I like to know when I was going to die? yes
If I could change my name, what would it be? Paul
Would I drink a bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? No
You didn’t ask, but I wouldn’t eat a Coconut Mounds-size piece of dog feces for $3,000 either.
* * * * * FOOTOLOGY * * * * *
Number of pairs of flip-flops I own: 0
Number of pairs of sandals (they have heel straps) I own: 1
Number of pairs of house slippers I own: 1
Number of pairs of loafers I own: 3
Number of pairs of laced shoes I own: 4
* * * * * FAVORITOLOGY * * * * *
Season: fall
Holiday: Thanksgiving
Day of the Week: Saturday
Month: September
* * * * * CURRENTOLOGY * * * * *
Person most missed without explaining why: Mary Ann
Why: She was the love of my life so far.
Most-prevailing mood recently: I am doomed.
Listening mostly to: Mozart
Watching mostly on TV: Charlie Rose
Worrying about: money
* * * * * RANDOMOLOGY * * * * *
First place I went after awakening today: to the bathroom sink where I peed.
Last movie I saw: at a theater – The Titanic at home Dances With Wolves
Do I smile often? yes
* * * * * GENERALOLOGY * * * * *
Do I always answer my phone? yes
It’s 4 am and the phone rings. Who is it? a debt consolidation solicitor
What color of eyes would I rather have? I’m happy with brown.
Do I own a digital camera? yes
Have I owned a pet fish? yes
Favorite Christmas song: at church There’s a Song in the Air at home: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on An Open Fire)
What do I want for your birthday: the bill for my roof paid off
Can I do push-ups? about 10
Can I do chin-ups? only in my dreams
The future makes me resigned, nervous or excited? resigned
Have I ever collided with a car or vice versa? two fender-benders
The last song that made me cry: a song I wrote for Erin. You’ haven’t heard it.
Plans for tonight: Cull aviation articles from av mages, while watching Public Television is fhey’re not still having a fund raier, watch Charlie Rose and maybe Scrubs and to bed by 1::30.
Have I ever felt as though I’ve hit rock bottom? Yes, in 2008.
Three things I bought yesterday: a gallon of Carlo Rossi Burgundy, Bunny Whole Wheat Bread, a gallon of Prairie Farms Neopolitain ice cream.
Current concern right now: my top floor central air unit leaking through the upsteairs tenant’s livingroom ceiling. YUCK!
Have I met anyone who changed my life? MANY, but not for long.
How I spent new year’s eve: volunteering as a performance site director at First Night Springfield
What song represents me? I Got a Name — from Jim Croce
What I was doing at midnight June 11, 2009: dodging my concern about the central air unit by going to bed early.
First thing that hit my mind when I awoke this morning: bathroom before coffee