How Much Respect for the Law Do Hillary and Billary Have?

Ask an inappropriate question and reap the consequence. I let BC get by, the same way readers of this blog might let my first girlfriend by when I asked her how many boys she had kissed before me and she said I was the first. Attention all girlfriends: you can lie about that, and it’s okay, even if you’re the CEO of Hewlett Packard. Guys the same goes for you.

As I write these words, fighting my pit bull away from my ankles while trying to unwrap my pet boa constrictor from my writing arm, I can forgive HC for dodging a hail of gunfire in Kosovo when her real worst enemy was the atrophy of integrity from her soul. They’s only lies; RIGHT?

When I encountered my final class of science students today (the school doesn’t matter) the full-time teacher had warned me that 4th block would be a challenge. She was correct if somewhat modest in her gift for understantement. The class was as she warned in the way an iceberg in the Atlantic presented a “challenge” to the merry lads and lassies of the good ship R.M.S. Titanic. When an unwanted challenge in the form of Mr. Conger began to impact the lives of these seventh graders, they abandoned the rules they accepted with the regular teacher and improvised new rules for an hour and a half. Result: chaos that not even lessening their numbers by four during the first half hour could bring to a civil conclusion. There are times when the tightest tournequet in the world won’t save the arm below the elbow. Sometimes amputation is the only answer.

So it goes with Hillary and Billary. They were told, as state party officials in Michigan and Florida were told that if they violated national party directives, they would not be represented at the national nominating convention. Like petulant seventh graders, the Clintions and minions found those rules unacceptable, so they made up their own. Now they are squealing like repentant miscreants who have suddenly “got religion” on their way to the principal’s (or principles’) office. If Hill & Billary had no respect for the Democrat Party which has been very good to them over the years, they should have followed the lead of petulant liberals with a conscience during the Vietnam War: they should have moved to a country where there’s a party they can respect by obeying the rules, silly though the rules may be; inconsequential to their righteous indignation as they may be, demon’s work and not as conformal to Hillary zand Billary’s Divine harmony with the cosmos as they may be.

If you have a party that says NO ALCOHOL on the invitations and the low lifes who carry themselves like peeved eternal subjugants show up with a quart of Jack, no one will blame you if you invite them to get the fring-frang out of your home. Why doesn’t someone do the same thing for the wailing Arkansans who care nothing for rules or integrity but still want a place at the nominating convention?

EARTH TO BILLI & HILLI: YOU KNEW THE RULES WHEN YOU THUMBED YOUR NOSES AT THEM, showing the world how much you disrepect the process that created them. Why don’t you accept the consequences? Why do you blow your indignation up like a corpse that’s been floating in the river too long and demand special treatment from those whom you treated as though they did not exist?

It’s time for the Clintons to taste the consequences of their intransigence. Go to work for the county animal shelter and go catch yourselves. The national political theater is no longer your party palace. Exit . . . . . stage LEFT!

Live long . . . . . . . . and prioper.